6.14.2005

junk dna - ahhh - why didn't anyone tell me

all the socially awkward and deficient men/people that i meet in life can apparently be chalked up to what they're oh-so-delicately naming 'junk dna'. this explains so so much. and do not think i won't remember this the next time i'm tempted to hover by the veggie plate at a get-together!

you know, maybe junk dna is what's wrong with liam gallaher?

and in news that shocked no one - michael jackson was not found guilty in his little trial thing (as a friend of mine said - when do you ever expect a celebrity or sports figure to go to be found guilty? my response - only if said celebrity is a woman - just ask martha and winona) the disturing thing is that on larry king last night, apparently most of the jurors claimed they felt that they believe he has molested little boys before - but that they could not find him guilty based on the charges/case the prosecution brought forward....

and more earth shatting news - destiny's child is no more.

[music | david usher, "unholy, dirty and beautiful"]

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