my top 10

after seeing a particularity disturbing search query that someone used to find me, i thought i'd post the 10 most recent searches that brought web seekers to my site. by the way... the really distrubing search that prompted this post is the first one :

raine maida shirtless
o. mi. gods. how disgusting is this!?! eeewwww. (and how immature am i for this response?) i was probably bitching about raine acting like he thinks he's lord of the universe or something... and who knows what i was rambling about with the whole shirtless thing

jodi yoga (this came up 3 times)
i am addicted to yoga. yes, it is true. but i think these searchers were looking for a jodi in new york who is a yoga instructor of some renown. actually, when you search that, you come up with a lot of yoga instructors named jodi. maybe it's the new prerequisite... damn, another missed calling

spontaneous human combustion
*shudders* i have long held a bizarre fascination with this phenomenon. may it never happen to me or to you or to anyone we know.

abba
this needs no explanation. abba ruled when i was 8 and abba still rules. i love it when people seach music and find my page.

chris koster
more music searches! yey for chris that ppl are searching him. then again, this visitor was from kingston... so it may have actually been chris himself.... *wink*

debbie harry
*sigh* who doesn't love blondie?

drugs and sport
interesting. lord knows that i have never ranted about drugs in sport... i almost want to dig through my archives to see what this post was about... almost.

toronto new terminal
this is funny actually. this seems like quite a sincere and serious search query. someone was probably looking for info about the airport and they end up coming to my strange little self-serving site... heehee....

miss universe voyeur
this visitor from serbia is a dirrty dirrty person... just so dirrrty. *flirt*

sex and drugs
oh, if only they'd been searching sex and drugs and rock'n'roll!

[music | the warlocks, "just like surgery"]